Roller Derby Queen (Studio Version)

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe

But I fell in love last Friday evenin'

With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen

Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat

When she caught my eye and I put it back

And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers

The night you know with a roller derby queen

Round'n' round oh round'n' round

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena

She is a five foot six and two fifteen

A bleached blonde mama with a streak of mean

She knew how to knuckle

And she knew how to scuffle and fight

And the roller derby program said

That she were built like a'fridgerat or with a head

The fans called her tuffy

But all her buddies called her spike

The night you know with a roller derby queen

Round'n' round oh round'n' round

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena

Round'n' round

Round'n' round go round'n' round

Round'n' round

Well I could not help it but to fall in love

With this heavy duty woman I been speakin' of

Things looked kind of bad

Until the day she skated into my life

Well she might be nasty she might be fat

But I never met a person who would tell her that

She's my big blonde bomber

My heavy handed hackensack mama

The night you know with a roller derby queen

Round'n' round oh round'n' round

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena

Round'n' round go round'n' round

Round'n' round go round'n' round

Round'n' round

Round'n' round go round'n' round

Round'n' round go round'n' round

Round'n' round

Round'n' round go round'n' round

Round'n' round go round'n' round