Road Kill 2

You're not drunk enough if you can count to 30

She had put 4 down already go birdy

Got me my accessory

A pretty idiot mixing alc and ecstasy

And I'm shot

Is that all you got

Digging through her purse and all I found was some pot

Jameson reserved the urge to be creeping back soon

I know there's coc*ine being sniffed in that bathroom

She just sneered looked at me retarded eyed

Am I lame I'm sorry I lied

Your aim is off so is your point of view

When the hand of god pointed at you

He said you were designed to grow up and go slut

Gave you a pretty face nice tits and no butt

If getting away with murder ain't the way to be

Then getting b**ches all rapey rabies okay with me

Why would I care who's fake I'm living major lies

I don't relate I placate I plagiarize

Save that talk for your friends or go home

I know you're fly I'm the sh*t and won't leave me alone

The word storm kept her underwear warm

Till she dripped on the floor then she slipped out the door

And you like my circle I can tell

Cause you're starry like Orion's belt

I looked in death's eyes through my shades

He winked and then ignored me

One look in yours I know your lily white story

I was underground like this buried garage

A car came around better wizardry than Oz

Slipped a 20 said thanks for taking care of this

She's jetted in a 9 eleven like a couple terrorists

And I know it's mundane

Not pharmaceutically lobotomizing my brain

Co-sign don't need a notary

Trying to steal with this b**ch's head and hands all over me

Come dummy

I already took your lunch money

Federal on the 101 doing 120

And I'm driving trashed of course

Like I'm the first white dude to crash a Porsche

Even though my name's seen

That sh*t's invisible compared to James Dean

My report wouldn't be history

Make sure I'm cremated so nobody can piss on me

I should drop you off call it a day

I've got zero condoms anyway

So where you going