Really Waltzing

Is this me here really waltzing

Is this me here being so square

Although I know this kind of music

Makes me sick and you sick

Still I'm aware

Yeah it's me here really waltzing

To a Viennese one-two-three

And if you'll pardon me the simile

I'm a Romberg and Frimly

How can this be me

I've got zee urge to vear short leather trousers

And dance za vay Strauss-es made their mouses

Give me some frau-ses dressed up in cute blouses

Helping their spouses tie bells on their cowses

Oh here I'm really waltzing

Though I shudder at the idea

And though I really should know better

Here am I in operetta

Really waltzing here

And so we're here really waltzing

As we take our partners and bow

We say "a plague upon the houses of all the three Strausses"

But all the same we must kow-tow

To the rhythm catchy rhythm

For the violins play and we've got to go with 'em

Yes we're waltzing really waltzing

Look at us really waltzing now