Rated X

Well if you've been a married woman

And things didn't seem to work out

Divorce is the key to bein' loose

And free so you're gonna be talked about

Everybody knows that you've loved once

So they think you'll love again

You can't have a male friend

When you're a has been of a woman you're rated X

And if you're rated X

You're some kind of goal every man might try to make

But I think it's wrong to judge every picture

If a cheap camera makes a mistake

And when your best friend's husband

Says to you you've sure started lookin' good

You should've known he would and he would

If he could and he will if you're rated X

Well nobody knows where you're

Goin' but they sure know where you've been

All their thinkin' of is your experience of

Love their minds eat up with sin

The women all look at you like you're bad

And the men all hope you are

But if you go too far you're gonna

Wear the scar of a woman rated X

And if you're rated X

You're some kind of goal every man might try to make

But I think it's wrong to judge every picture

If a cheap camera makes a mistake

And when your best friend's husband

Says to you you've sure started lookin' good

You should've known he would and he would

If he could and he will if you're rated X