Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher full of e*****y and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

This man's just gotta go declared his enemies

But the ladies begged don't you try to do it please

No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms

Though he was they brute they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing

Set a trap they're not to blame

Come to visit us they kept demanding and he really came

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

They put some poison into his wine

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Russia's greatest love-machine

He drank it all and said I feel fine

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

They didn't quit they wanted his head

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

And so they shot him till he was dead

Oh those Russians