Randy Scouse Git

She's a wonderful lady

And she's mine all mine

And there doesn't seem a way

That she won't come and lose my mind

It's too easy humming songs

To a girl in the yellow dress

It's been a long time since the party

And the room is in a mess

The four kings of E M I are sitting stately on the floor

There are birds out on the sidewalk

And a valet at the door

He reminds me of a penguin

With few and plastered hairs

Talcum powder on the letter

And the birthday boy is there

Why don't you cut your hair

Why don't you live up there

Why don't you do what I do

See what I feel when I care

Now they've darkened all the windows

And the seats are naugahide

I've been waiting for an hour

I can't find a place to hide

The being known as wondergirl

Is speaking I believe

It's not easy trying to tell her

That I shortly have to leave

Why don't you be like me

Why don't you stop and see

Why don't you hate who I hate

Kill who I kill to be free

Why don't you cut your hair

Why don't you live up there

Why don't you do what I do

See what I feel when I care

Why don't you be like me She's a wonderful lady)

Why don't you stop and see And she's mine all mine)

Why don't you hate who I hate And there doesn't seem a way)

Kill who I kill to be free That she won't come and lose my mind)

Why don't you cut your hair It's too easy humming songs)

Why don't you live up there To a girl in the yellow dress)

Why don't you do what I It's been a long time since the party)

See what I feel when I care And the room is in a mess)