Questionnaire

Hey mister man in the street excuse me

Do you have a few moments to spare oh yeah

Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything

You wouldn't want I'm just a questionnaire

Tell me what you think about this low fat diet shampoo

Do you think it's crunchy half crunchy or not crunchy at all

Put a tick in the appropriate box there's nothing to it

Yes no don't know I don't care

I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire

Please mister man in the street believe me

Believe me

I'm only doing my job and I need to know oh

Everything about you take it easy all you gotta do

Is answer 'yes' or 'no'

Tell me what you think about the

Devil and the deep blue sea

Do you think there's one true

God a false God or no God at all

No God at all

Put a tick in the appropriate box there's nothing to it

Yes no don't know I don't care

I'm only a questionnaire

Yes no don't know I don't care

I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire

Now can you tell me what you think

About how easy it can be to buy a gun

Do you think it's 'crazy' 'half crazy' or 'not crazy' at all

Put a tick in the appropriate box