Punchlines

I must admit I find it funny

But I might have known she'd find it dumb

The air hostess and the blow-up dummy

I'm in stitches and she's twiddling her thumbs

She hasn't laughed once

She thinks there's something wrong with my sense of humour

And I think there's something wrong with hers

Once upon a time she was easily amused

But now I think that joke might be getting worse

It was funny at first

I'm overjoyed when she understands

I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance

But the most she ever gives me is a second glance

She never gets a kick out of my punchlines

I saw her smiling during Gilligan's Island

I suspect sarcastically

Despite myself I'm beside myself

My sides are splitting but so is she

She's laughing at me

I'm overjoyed when she understands

I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance

But the most she ever gives me is a second glance

She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines

Sometimes

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