Polyester Bride

I was talking not two days ago

To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know

And I asked henry my bartending friend

If I should bother dating unfamous men

And Henry said you're lucky to even know me

You're lucky to be alive

You're lucky to be drinking here for free

'Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes

And then he said

Do you want to be a polyester bride

Do you want to hang your head and die

Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just

Put on sale

Do you want to flap your wings and fly away

From here

And I was sitting not two days ago

Feeling lonely 'cause I'm just feeling low

And I asked Henry my bartending friend

Why it is that there are those kind of men

And Henry said you're lucky to even know me

You're lucky to be alive

You're lucky to be drinking here for free

'Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes

And then he said

Do you want to be a polyester bride

Do you want to hang your head and die

Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just

Put on sale

Do you want to flap your wings and fly away

From here

Princess do you really wanna flap your wings and fly

'Cause you've got time

He keeps telling me you've got time

But I don't believe him you've got time

I keep on pushing harder

I keep on pushing farther away

But he keeps tellin' me baby

He says baby yeah

Do you want to be a polyester bride

Do you want to hang your head and die

Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just

Put on sale

Do you want to flap your wings and fly away

From here

Do you want to be a polyester bride away from

Here

Do you want to be a polyester bride away from

Here

Do you want to be a polyester bride

Princess do you really wanna flap your wings and fly

Away from here