Plain Jane

Lyrics by：Doc Pomus/Mort Shuman

Composed by：Doc Pomus

My plain Jane never wear

A-no lipstick or paint

You know she'll never try

To be what she ain't

Come early in the mornin'

You can hear the fellas call woo

Well plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

So we can have a ball

Help me now

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Come out tonight come out tonight

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

An' spend some time with me

Her mouth's a little too wide

And her nose a wee bit long

And when you take a good look at her

Her shape seems all wrong

But she got this certain somethin'

That's so hard to define

And I wish that certain somethin'

Was mine all mine all mine woo

Well now plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Come out tonight come out tonight

A-plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Spend some time with me

Ooh wee

Oh yeah

I used to go with glamour girls

Who wore silks day and night

But plain Jane's gotta cotton dress

And it don't fit her right

I could never never tell you

Why I love her like I do

But if you took her out for one fine night

You'd feel the same way too

Won't-cha now

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Come out tonight come out tonight

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

An' spend some time with me

I said spend the time with me

Woo plain Jane

I love her just the same