Personality

Mary Smith had a college education

Sally Jones had a scientific strip

Susan Brown used a lecture on engineer architecture

George Greens for gluten and grey

Just forgotten girls with forgotten brains

While history explains

When Madam Pompadour was on a ballroom floor

Said all the gentlemen Obviously

The madam has the cutest personality

And think of all the books about do Barry's looks

What was it made her the toast of Paree

She had a well developed personality

And what did Romeo see in Juliet

Or Figaro in Figarette

Or Jupiter in Juno

You know

And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced

No doubt it must have been easy to see

That she knew how to use her personality

So don't you say I'm smart and have the kindest heart

Or what a wonderful sister I'd be

Just tell me how you like my

Personality

Personality