Patch Song

Lyrics by：Adam Sandler/Robert Smigel

Composed by：Adam Sandler/Robert Smigel

Produced by：Adam Sandler/Allen Covert/Brooks Arthur

Is it just me or did you notice when he said "it could be you"

There was a certain sincerity in his voice or?

You actually give a crap about winning a patch?

It's only the most prestigious award given out at the all-star banquet

Can you imagine?

A-won't

A-you

A-dance with me

At the annual all-star a-banquet

A-we'll

A-be

So fancy-free

At the annual all-star a-banquet

Everyone in town will be looking their best

Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast

It's the kind of a night when your feet match

When you feel nearly five foot three

They'll laugh and they'll dance

And they'll pee in their pants

'Cause there's a patch at the all-star banquet

Waiting for me