Parallel Parking

Some people like to run for fun

They'll be in shape but have no knees

Others lay out in the sun

For leather skin and md fees

Some people like to watch TV

Sitting at home in the dark

All the same it's not for me

'Cause I like to parallel parking

Parallel parking

Stop the traffic

Parallel parking

Make them swerve

Parallel parking

Become and addict

Parallel parking

Stay off the curb

Some people like to snow skin

And talk about their injuries

There's better things for yuppies

Like cosmetic lobotomies

Some people like the feline species

Others dogs that bark

All the same I don't like fleas

'Cause I like to parallel parking

Parallel parking

Create a space

Parallel parking

During rush hour

Parallel parking

Halt the rat race

Parallel parking

Parking power

I guess I was a natural

It came so easily

I dazzled all the instructors

Down at the DMV

Now I am a courier

And get paid for my favorite sport

Pulling in and out of tight spots

And staying out of traffic court

Some people like to rock yeah

Others like to bowl

I get my kick parking downtown

And running 35 cent tolls

But that's another song you see

Now I've made my mark

All the same I must now leave

And be true to my art

Parallel parking

It's not a fad

Parallel parking

Learn from your dad

Parallel parking

Don't use your blinker

Parallel parking

Get the middle finger

Parallel parking

Stop the traffic

Parallel parking

Make them swerve

Parallel parking

Become and addict

Parallel parking

Stay off the curb