Paperback Writer

Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book

It took me years to write will you take a look

Based on a novel by a man named Lear

And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

It's the dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand

His son is working for the Daily Mail

It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

It's a thousand pages give or take a few

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I can make it longer if you like the style

I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

If you really like it you can have the rights

It could make a million for you overnight

If you must return it you can send it her

But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer