Ooops

Playing touch football out in the park

The quarterback called my name

Go long down the sideline I'll throw you the bomb

We're gonna' win this game

Hut one hut two I took off on three

Faked out my man I was clear

The throw was a beauty right on the money

My team mates were starting to cheer but then I

Oops I fumbled it oops I bumbled it

Oh no oops oh no oops

Later we were sitting and having our supper

Mom dad sister and me

I reached for the dressing to put on my salad

The bottle needed shaking I could see

The glass was oily it slipped from my hand

And landed in my sister's bowl

She screamed she jumped there was soup all over

I wanted to crawl in a hole because I

Oops I fumbled it oops I bumbled it

Oh no oops oh no oops

Dad came up to my room in a while

He said don't worry it's just a stage

I used to drop every single thing I touched

But I grew out of it with age

He smiled and hugged me and turned to go

But just as he got to the door

He tripped on the rug lost his balance

His coffee went flying to the floor because he

Oops he fumbled it oops he bumbled it

Oh no oops oh no oops

Mom came running up the stairs in a fright

What's going on over here

Dad was just getting up off the floor

He tried to pretend why nothing my dear

Mom took a look at the coffee spattered room

She looked at the empty coffee cup

My sister started snickering mom started giggling

And then we all cracked up 'cause sometimes

Oops we fumbled it oops we bumbled it

Oh no oops oh no oops

Oh no oops