No Dames!

We are heading out to sea

And however it will be

It ain't gonna be the same

Cause no matter what we see

When we're out there on the sea

We ain't gonna see a dame

We'll be searching high and low

On the deck and down below

But it's a crying shame

Oh we'll see a lot of fish

But we'll never clock a dish

We ain't gonna see a dame

No dames

We might see some octopuses

No dames

Or a half a dozen clams

No dames

We might even see a mermaid

But mermaids got no gams

No gams

Have I got a girl for you

Out there on the sea

Here's how it will be

I'm gonna dance with you pal

You're gonna dance with me

When we're out there on the sea

We'll be happy as can be

Or so the captain claims

But we have to disagree

Cause the only guarantee

Is I'll see a lot of you

And you'll see a lot of me

And it's absolutely certain

That we'll see a lot of sea

But we ain't gonna see no dames

No dames we're going to sea

No dames we're going to sea we're going to sea

No dames we're going to sea we're going to sea

We ain't

Gonna see

No

Dames