Never Getting Laid (Explicit)

Lyrics by：John Ryan/Sabrina Carpenter/Amy Allen

Composed by：John Ryan/Sabrina Carpenter/Amy Allen

Produced by：John Ryan/Sabrina Carpenter

We were so happy why not mix it up?

I'm so at peace yeah I can't drink enough

No way to know just who you're thinking of

I just wish you didn't have a mind

Ah

That could flip like a switch

That could wander and drift

To a neighboring *****

When just the other night you said you need me what gives?

How did it come to this?

Boy I know where you live

Baby I'm not angry

Love you just the same

I just hope you get agoraphobia some day

And all your days are sunny

From your window pane

Wish you a lifetime full of happiness

And a forever of never getting laid

I think this schedule could be very nice

Very nice

Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite watch the fight

Us girls are fun but stressful am I right?

Am I right?

And you got a right hand anyway

And only yesterday

Was when we called it quits

Called it quits

I was so confident

Confident

Till the thought of it hit

That any given night you could be using your lips

On a girl with big tits

Boy I know where you live

Baby I'm not angry

Love you just the same

I just hope you get agoraphobia some day

And all your days are sunny

Sunny from your window pane

From your window pane

I wish you a lifetime full of happiness

And a forever of never getting laid

Forever

A forever of never getting laid

Laid oh

At the end of the rainbow

I hope you find

A good whole lot of nothing

'Cause you're still inside

And abstinence is just a state of mind