Mr. Webster

Everyone in town knew Mr Webster

He worked at the bank for forty years

And each week Mr Frisby made his check out

For sixty eight dollars clear

And through the years he thwarted twenty seven robberies

Each time Frisby promised him a raise

They gave a retirement party for Mr Webster

And everyone from the bank was there

They had a cake and flowers ordered special

And frisby had a speech prepared

And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription

To Mr Webster with regards

Then came the telegram from Mr Webster

Said sorry stop cannot attend

I've flown away and taken all your money

Wish you were here to help me spend

And one by one all the people left the party

And Mr Frisby locked the door