Mr. Mom

Written by：Ronald Steven Harbin/Richard McDonald/Don Pfrimmer/ Richard McDonald/ Don Pfrimmer

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Lost my job came home mad

Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad

She said

I can go to work until you find

Another job

I thought

I like the sound of that

Watch tv and take long naps

Go from a hard working dad

Being Mr mom well

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind barney for the fifteenth time

Breakfast six

Naps at nine

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

And it's only monday Mr mom

Football soccer and ballet

Squeeze in scouts and p t a

And there's that shopping list she left

That's seven pages long

How much smoke can one stove make

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

It's more than any man can take

Being Mr mom well

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind barney for the sixteenth time

Breakfast six

Naps at nine

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

And it's only monday Mr mom

Before I fall in bed tonight

If the dog didn't eat the classifieds

I'm gonna look just one more time

'Cause pampers melt in a maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind barney for the eighteenth time

Breakfast six

Naps at nine

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

Day long

Oh been crazy all day long

And it's only monday Mr mom

Oh Mr mom

Balancing check books juggling bills

Thought there was nothing to it

Baby now I know

How you feel

What I don't know

Is how you do it

Oh

Honey you're my hero