Mr. Bad Example

I started as an alter boy working at the church

Learning all my holy moves doing some research

Which led me to a cash box labeled children's fund

I'd leave the change

And tuck the bills inside my cummerbund

I got a part time job at my father's carpet store

Laying tackless stripping

And housewives by the score

I loaded up their furniture

And took it to Spokane

And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan

I'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins

I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in

I'm proud to be a glutton

And I don't have time for sloth

I'm greedy and I'm angry

And I don't care who I cross

I'm Mr Bad Example intruder in the dirt

I like to have a good time

And I don't care who gets hurt

I'm Mr Bad Example take a look at me

I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy

Of course I went to law school and took a law degree

And counseled all my clients to plead insanity

Then worked in hair replacement swindling the bald

Where very few are chosen and fewer still are called

Then on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer

I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair

I put my last few francs down on a prostitute

Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute

Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig

And headed for the airport

And the midnight flight you dig

And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide

Looking through the want ads sipping fosters in the shade

I opened up an agency somewhere down the line

To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines

But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut

And whisked away their workman's comp

And pauperized the lot

I'm Mr Bad Example intruder in the dirt

I like to have a good time

And I don't care who gets hurt

I'm Mr Bad Example take a look at me

I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy

I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air

And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear

I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals

I'll see you in the next life wake me up for meals