Kidnapper

You've got an unnerving face

Twitching eyes like norman bates

You got a cigarette

Eye on a mirror

Farm boy brown gas station sweeper

You took that girl you put the saddle on her

Just thirteen

She's her daddy's apple

And she don't know you're the kidnapper

Hey your daddy's whiskey sam

He's got bloodshot eyes like ray milland

Playing solitaire your mother fidgets

You wanna be rich but you won't dig ditches

She B*****s like a brat she got the money

People breaking their necks

And she thinks it's funny

Where's your old man now nobody's home

Kidnapper

Kidnapper

Kidnapper

Kidnapper

Well she don't know

You're the kidnapper

Hey they call you skinny jim

And nobody knows the boat you're in

They dipped your tail when you were back in school

Well you're a real strange case but your nobody's fool

So you took that girl and you put the saddle

On her

Just thirteen

She's fresh out of diapers

And she don't know you're the kidnapper

She don't know

You're the kidnapper

Where's your old man now nobody's home

Well she don't know you're the kidnapper