Keep It Simple (Album Version)

Two cars three kids six phones

A whole lot of confusion up here in my home

Five-hundred stations on the TV screen

Five-hundred versions of the same ol' thing

Y'all know it's crazy

And it's drivin' me insane

Well I don't wanna be a superman

I just wanna go somewhere use my hands

And keep it simple

Oh real simple

You know I called my doctor on the telephone

The lines were open but there was nobody home

Press one press two press pound press three

Why can't somebody just pick up the phone and talk to me

Y'all know it's crazy

You know it's driving me insane

I don't wanna be a superman

I just wanna go somewhere use my hands

And keep it simple

Yes I do)

Real simple

Play the blues)

Well I went down to the local coffee store

The menu went from the ceiling all the way down to the floor

Decaf cappuccino or latte said the cashier

I said gimme a small cup of coffee and let me get the hell up outta here

Y'all know it's crazy

Oh it's driving me insane

Well I don't wanna be a superman

I just wanna go somewhere use my hands

And keep it simple

Oh lord real simple

Well now I don't wanna be a superman

I just wanna go somewhere use my hands

And keep it simple

Real simple

Real simple