Jet Set

Woke up in Brooklyn

With a frown upon my face

Just left Wisconsin

Where there's cheese

Enough to start this rat race

But thanks to the Brothers Wright

We don't know where we'll sleep tonight

Yes I'm a bird in the skies

And tomorrow when I rise

I'll wake up in Paris

With a new love in my heart

Or maybe Germany

With that brand new pet I met in Stuttgart

Sky's the limit time to play

I'll put down roots some other day

No need to be a lonely Joe

The jet is the only way to go

Would' ja like new music and mystery

Each and every day

Lose the same old music and history

Make a new friend then fly away

And wake up in Texas

Where they'll treat their women right

And then try Hollywood

Where the stars get lit out in broad daylight

And city near or far

Feels twice as good as where you are

When you're sick of the status quo

The jet set is the only way to go

Would' ja like a sleigh ride A hayride

Then kiddo just stay home

But if you want jet set then get set

To leave behind Kansas

There's no place like Rome

Wake up in Rio

Have your coffee in Brazil

When real life gets you down

Take a Far-out one-way

Trip to Splitzville

Swedish Greek or Japanese

A stewardess is trained to please

So if you've got what it takes below

Well then fly this bird like cupid's bow

'Cause the jet set's just a holiday

Yeah the jet set goes up

Up and away so fly

Right down to Italy for La Bella Femmina

Jump in a fountain for a

Big dose of La Dolce Vita

If your tastes run more risqué

Well then we know a joint in Old Bombay

So hang on tight let's loop de loop

It's time to fly this chicken coop

So pack up your suitcase

Check your worries at the gate

Come out and play boy

Cruise the world to find

Your perfect playmate

Things look better from above

So buckle up next stop is love

From Timbuktu to Tokyo

From Mozambique to Mexico

Yeah the jet set is the

Only way to go