Jap Junk

It was a nice day

The sun was shining down

Me and my Norton

We rode into town

There was this young kid

All dressed in black

Riding a honda

And looking real slack

He tried to take us

On the edge of town

Didn't see the school bus

That could have mowed him down

He swerved to miss it

I swerved to miss him

As I came off my bike

I saw him grin

I caught him on the motorway

He was doing one four five

He couldn't leave me behind

No matter how he tried

I'd never felt so good before

As he hit the safety rail

Seeing that jap junk break in two

Was worth my time in jail

I'm getting out soon

How I long for that day

Oh happy day

My Norton is waiting

And together we'll ride away