Jackass

I began this day by hurting you

I am sorry I've got no excuse

Yesterday was a mess I guess the stress just blew my fuse

I began this day by hurting you like I began the day before

Johnny said I didn't look alright

I said Well you've never looked alright

I don't know what's going on but I believe I must reconsider

Susan says so many stupid things and I just want to forbid her

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

Have mercy on me have mercy

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

I need your help to get out of here

And the microphone tastes like s**t

And the migraine came with it

The John Irwing book I read last week

It twisted and tossed me and turned me

And it kicked me into the right direction but still I stumble the path

Yeah I began this day by hurting you like I began the day before

Johnny said I didn't look alright

I said Well you've never looked alright

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

Have mercy on me have mercy

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

I need your help to get out of here

And the microphone tastes like s**t

And the migraine came with it

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

Have mercy on me have mercy

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

I need your help to get out of here