Infamous Date Rape

Written by：Kamaal Fareed/Ali Shaheed Muhammad/Malik Taylor/A Tribe Called Quest

Classic classic

Classic example of a a date ****

Classic example of a a date ****

Classic example of a a date ****

Classic example of a a date ****

Listen to the rhyme it's a black ink fact

Percentile rate of date **** is fat

This is all due to the reason of the skeezing

You got the right picking but you're in the wrong season

If you're in the wrong season that means you gotta break

Especially if a squaw tries to cry out ****

You be all vexed cause she got it going on

You don't wanna fight cause you know that you're wrong

So instead you rest your head on the arm of the couch

Envision in your head of a great *** about

Worthy opponent all you wanna do is bone it

You ask can you kick it she says you can't stick it

This is the case the situation is sticky

Should you try to kiss or hint towards a hickey

Not even you can ask Steven

If the vibe ain't right huh ya leaving

Hit the road Jack and all of that

But if she offers her abode you'll drop ya load

Right smack dab in the middle

Get the kitten I got crazy tender vittles

Uh huh you know the science you get buckwild

Running mad games as if your name was Scott Skiles

Or better yet Magic or even Karl Malone

Regardless who it is your aim is to bone

If she tries to front that's when you start to diss her

If she's with the program that's when you start to kiss her

Might as well get to the point no time to waste

Might as well break the ice then set the pace

You start to talk nasty now she's ready to bone

Step out of the shower throw on cologne

All of a sudden her sugarwalls tumble down like Jericho

She's hotter than Meshach Shadrach and Abendego

You listen to After 7 break fool after 10

Do your thing at 12 o'clock and when you go again

There goes round 1 ding there goes round two

Now tell me what the **** are you supposed to do

Huh

What do you know when the meow is completed

Girly girl cried **** yo I didn't really need it

Sweetheart we ain't going out like that

Sweetheart we ain't going out like that

Sweetheart we ain't going out like that zulu

We ain't going out like that zulu

We ain't going out like that

Now baby bust it if you wanna groove

Me and you can do it it will be the move

I won't cry over spilled milk

If you won't let me take you to the Hilt

I don't wanna bone you that much

That I would go for the unforbidden touch

I'm not the type that would go for that

I'll have to fetch a brand new cat

Baby baby baby I don't wanna be rude

But I know because of your bloody attitude

I know why you act that way

It usually happens on the 28th day

I respect that crazily

When you're done with the pads can you come check me

This ain't a joint to disrespect you

Because one head ain't better than two

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It's a classic example of a a date