Illegal Alien

Got out of bed wasn't feeling too good

With my wallet and my passport a new pair of shoes

The sun is shining so I head for the park

With a bottle of Tequila and a new pack of cigarettes

I got a cousin and she got a friend

Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help

At his apartment I knocked on the door

He wouldn't come out until he got paid

Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do

If they find out you know that

They'll never let me through cos

It's no fun being an illegal alien no

It's no fun being an illegal alien

Down at the office had to fill out the forms

A pink one a red one the colours you choose

Up to the counter to see what they think

They said "it doesn't count man it ain't written in ink"

I don't trust anybody least not around here cos

It's no fun being an illegal alien I tell ya

It's no fun being an illegal alien no no no no no

It's no fun being an illegal alien

I mean it when I tell ya that

It's no fun being an illegal alien

An illegal alien O K

Consideration for your fellow man

Would not hurt anybody

It sure fits in with my plan

Over the border

There lies the promised land

Where everything comes easy

You just hold out your hand

Keep your suspicions

I've seen that look before

But I ain't done nothing wrong now

Is that such a suprise

But I've got a sister who'd be willing to oblige

She will do anything now to help me get to the outside

So don't tell anybody what I wanna do

If they find out you know that

They'll never let me through because

It's no fun being an illegal alien I tell ya

It's no fun being an illegal alien

And it's getting me down

It's no fun being an illegal alien no no no no no

It's no fun being an illegal alien yeah yeah yeah

It's no fun

It's not much fun

Being an illegal alien I tell ya that

It's no fun being an illegal alien I tell ya

It's no fun being an illegal alien no no no

It's no fun

It's not bloody much fun

Being an illegal alien

No no no

It's not blooy much fun

It's no fun being an illegal alien

It's not blooy much fun

It's no fun being an illegal alien