I'm Back (Explicit Version)

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

I murder a rhyme one word at a time you never

Heard of a mind as perverted as mine you better

Get rid of that nine it aingt gonna help

What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself

I'm waiting for hell

Like hell

Sh*t I'm anxious as hell

Manson you're safe in that cell

Thankful is jail

I used to be my mommy's little Angel at twelve

At thirteen I was putting shells in the gage on the shelf

I used to get punked and bullied on my block

Till I cut a kitten's head off

And stuck it in this kid's mailbox

I used to give a f**k now I could give a f**k less

What do I think of sucess It sucks too much press

And stress too much zest and breasts too upset

It's just too much mess I guess

I must just blew up quick yes

Grew up quick no

Was raised right

Whatever you say is wrong

Whatever I say is right

You think of my name now whenever you say hi

Became a commodity because I'm white

'Cause MTV was so friendly to me

Can't wait 'till Kim sees me

Now is it worth it Look at my life how is it perfect

Read my lips b**ch what My mouth isn't working

You read this finger Oh it's upside down

Here let me turn this motherf**ker up right now

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

I take each individual degenerate his head and reach into it

Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music

And if he feeds into this sh*t he's an innocent victim

And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe

My name is Slim Shady

I've been crazy way before radio didn't play me

The sensational

Back it's the incredible

With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible

It's Ken Kaniff on the internet

Trying to lure your kids with him into bed

It's a sick world we're living in these days

Slim for pete's sake put down Christopher Reeve's legs

Geez you guys are so sensitive

Slim it's a touchy subject try and just don't mention it

Mind with no sense in it fried gets so frantic

'Cause eyes get so squinted I'm blind from smoke in 'em

With my windows tinted with nine limos rented

Doing lines of coke in 'em with a bunch of guys hopping out

All high and dosing it

And that's where I get my name from

That's why they call me

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

I take seven from stand 'em all in line

Add an AK fortyseven a revolver a nine

A MAC 11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine

And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time

'Cause I'm Shady they call me as crazy as this world was

Over this whole yk thing and by the way

N'Sync why do they sing

Am I the only one who realizes they stink

Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think

Lip sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings

That's why I tend to block out when I hear things

'Cause all these fans screaming is making my ears ring

So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger

Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina

'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz

It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this

I'm Sorry Puff

But I don't give a f**k if this chick was my own mother

I'd still f**k her with no rubber and come inside her

And have a son and a new brother

At the same time and just say that name it mine

What's my name

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

That's why They call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

That's why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

That's why they call me Slim Shady

I'm back I'm back

Hi mom

DTwelve

Dr Dre

Slim Shady

2001

I'm blew out from this blunt

F**k