Hey Eugene!

Hey Eugen do you remember me

I'm that chick you danced with

Two times through the Rufus album

Friday night at that party on Avenue A

Where your skinhead friend passed out for several hours

On the bathroom floor

And you told me you weren't that drunk

And that i was your favorite salsa dancer

You had ever come across in New York City

Eugene Eugene Eugene

I said hello Eugene

Are you there Eugene

Hey Eugene then we kissed

Once we lugged your friend into the elevator

And went to write my number on a soggy paper towel

And the car went down

And when we were finished making out

We noticed that your skinhead friend was gone

Long gone

And you looked into my bloodshot eyes and said

Is it too soon if i call you Sunday

Eugene Eugene Eugene

I said hello Eugene

Are you there Eugene

I said hello Eugene Eugene Eugene

I said hello Eugene

Are you there Eugene

Does any of this ring a bell Eugene