Hellacious Acres

Look who's advertising billboards everywhere

"See Hellacious Acres your tailor made nightmare"

Traffic is backed up for miles

Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles

Steady steady

Have your tickets ready

Steady steady

Go to hell after dark

It's a sin-filled city an amusement park

It's a one way ticket to the other side

It's a Dr Jekyll and a Mr Hyde

And see Lizzie Borden she's one of the stars

And Tricky Dicky barkin' flashin' you his pardon

Jack the Ripper slashin' your tires

Oh even the Devil need money

Even the President need money

To cover his overhead

That's why he opened Hellacious Acres

Or so his press agent said

"Hang out with heavies your partner's in crime

Forget the consequences have a good time

Steady steady

Have your tickets ready

Steady steady

Go to hell after dark

It's a sin-filled city an amusement park

It's a one way ticket to the other side

It's a Dr Jekyll it's a Mr Hyde

And get down and study suspicion and doubt

And at Hellacious Acres listen mischief makers

Admission's free you pay to get out