Hate Song

Momma always said that hate was a strong

Strong word

Poppa always said that words of hate should never be heard

But I'm getting older and I just cannot lie

There are things I hate

No matter how hard I try

I hate traffic

I hate dirt in my eyes

I hate spiders

And I hate girlfriends that lie

I hate cancer

I hate cauliflower pie

But most of all

I hate my ex girlfriend's new guy

I hate that guy

The good book says that we should love everyone

And I'm doing my best

But it's easier said than done

This new guy was a good friend of mine before

Caught him with my girl in his mustang ford

I hate taxes

I hate stink bugs and flies

I hate rug burns

And I hate polka dot ties

I hate mike tyson

'Cause he'll bite your ear then bust you in the eye

But most of all

I hate my ex girlfriend's new guy

I hate that guy

I was sittin' down by myself

I was having a coke

I heard someone laughing real loud at a real dumb joke

I recognized the voice so I turned around

It was my ex girlfriend's new guy

Can't stand that clown

He walked up to me with a really sorry look on his face

And he said

Man I done you wrong but now she's gone and I've been replaced

I know I don't deserve to have you as a friend because I played the fool

But I'm really hurtin' man

Can I just pull up a stool

So he started crying and saying how he loved that girl

She got with a new guy and it rocked his world

He asked me how I dealt with it when she dumped me

And I said

I just talked about stuff I hate man

It's like therapy

And he said

Really

I said yeah

Yeah

Give it a shot go ahead

I hate pimples

I hate hemorrhoids and hives

I hate funerals

I hate unsalted fries

I hate britney spears because she never returns any of the letters that I write

But most of all

I hate my ex girlfriend's new guy

Wouldn't mind if someone huge fell on his head and he died

Like a bus

Or a truck

Or a meteorite

A hippopotamus

A rhinoceros or even a pig if it was falling fast from a great height

Ooo

I hate that guy