Hard Date

She gets in the club and she walks through the door

Soon you hear the sirens banging on the disco floor

Her dj set is twisted and so is your mind

Get a little tipsy just one glance in her eyes

And now she's hanging on the ceiling telling you what to do

And all the crowd are going whooooooooo

She's everything you want since you were a boi

And now you're a man you wanna be her man

You wanna be her man

You can be my babeyyy

I can be your ladeyyy

Popping your best funk wishing that she was drunk

The violent bass is rampant f**king raping this song

Da disco kidz are singing duludululudu

D**n it she's as cool as headbands in 82'

All the d**gs don't work and love will tear you apart

Don't pick up the pieces you're just another new dart

Look at her screaming bouncing oh d**n she's a star

It's only in your dreams that she would get in your car

She won't get in your car

You can be my babeyyy

I can be your ladeyyy

We are your reason to dance