Happy Slapping

When you're alone do you worry about me

When I'm alone all I do is worry worry worry worry

Worry 'bout a heart attack wonderin' who's got your back

If you had a healthy lunch if somebody spiked your punch

Do the boys take care of you

Or do they leave you home to brew

Yeah

Doin' fine without you

When you're alone do you sit and weep

Or do you keep the fire lit with photographs of you and me

Is the heaviness letting up or do you feel like giving up

And if you gave up what exactly what exactly would it mean

Overflowing septic tanks and avoiding all the bins

'Till somebody says I knew the girl she kept a tidy flat

But now the garden's full of rats I know she used to sing

But now she talks to buildings

She's doin' swell without you

When you go out do you dread coming home

To an empty house and stale bread

And nobody to warm your bed

Does it make you scared to die

'Cause that's what keeps me up at night

Lying stiff for several days with nobody

There to say wake up honey or are you dead

And that keeps running through my head

Doin' sweet without you

When you wake up do you get a fright

When suddenly you remember you no longer have a life

'Cause it scares the sh*t right out of me

An avalanche of memories come raging like a b**ch on heat

So I don't stay in bed soon as I wake I flee the room say

Life is great

Stick on the radio and laugh

And when the prime time jokes pretend that they relate to me

As if I'm not detached or lonely or is that

How we all feel and eating crap is how we deal with life

And all it's splendid trappings

Robbery and happy slapping

Yeah

Doin' sweet without you

Doin' swell without you