Handy Dandy

Handy dandy controversy surrounds him

He been around the world and back again

Something in the moonlight still hounds him

Handy dandy just like sugar and candy

Handy dandy if every bone in his body was broken he would never admit it

He got an all girl orchestra and when he says

Strike up the band they hit it

Handy dandy handy dandy

You say what are ya made of

He says can you repeat what you said

You'll say what are you afraid of

Hell say nothin neither live nor dead

Handy dandy he got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money

He says darling tell me the truth how much time I got

She says you got all the time in the world honey

Handy dandy handy dandy

He's got that clear crystal fountain

He's got that soft silky skin

He's got that fortress on the mountain

With no doors no windows no thieves can break in

Handy dandy sitting with a girl named nancy in a garden feelin kind of lazy

He says ya want a gun Ill give you one she says boy you talking crazy

Handy dandy just like sugar and candy

Handy dandy pour him another brandy

Handy dandy he got a basket of flowers and a bag full or sorrow

He finishes his drink he gets up from the table he says

Okay boys Ill see you tomorrow

Handy dandy handy dandy just like sugar and candy

Handy dandy just like sugar and candy