Gloria

Written by：Ryan

Can't bear this strain any longer

I tell you no Gloria

Can't bear this strain any longer

I tell you no Gloria

You promised to marry me in the month of May

Now you try to run away if it's the last thing

I have to do

Gloria my darling I'm begging you

Please marry me Gloria darling can't you see Gloria

With all your faults

I want you like a long dose of epsom salts

I'd like to be a bachelor

Before I met Gloria

I don't know what she did to me

Some people think I'm crazy

Some say it's the treatment some say it's this and that

Some say she's a diplomat

I don't care what the case may be

Come darling let's join in matrimony

So please marry me Gloria darling

Can't you see Gloria

My belly does boil

I want you like a bad dose of castor oil

You said you loved me but you lied

My friend saw you with another guy

And now you have me in a state

With all the doubts you create

Soon as I turned my back you were on the go

Gloria girl I tell you no and

I beg you not to forget

A promise to me is more than a debt

So please marry me Gloria sweetheart

Can't you see Gloria

You must understand

I want you like a cop wants a wanted man

Gloria is my only girl

I only hope in this world

Give me your hand and say you do

Come back to me I'm telling you

I want you to have and hold until death we part

Please don't try to break my heart

I say stop all this stupidness go darling

Let seal it now with a kiss

Please marry me Gloria

Darling can't you see Gloria

You lovely flower bud

I love you like a pig loves a pool of mud