Getting Surreal

Well everybody knows when

Ah tell me again

Fatten up the pig and baby

Let's pretend

That I can see the joke at

The beginning or the end

Livin' on this ticket honey

Then I'll be your best friend

Alakazam kalakazoo salaam

Meet in the jungle

Where they never give a damn

If your clothes don't fit

Or if your marriage is a sham

They never weigh a woman

By the kilo or the gram

If you got to make it baby

Make it real

Get up off your knees

And tell me how you feel

Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed

Cover my eyes

This is gettin' surreal

Well written in the stars

Is a great big lie

That you never get to see

Until the minute that you die

By the time you get to heaven

You're a whole nother guy

It's maybe just as well

That you never had a bird eye

Little pig little pig lock your door

Take the gun from the wall

And even up the score

I don't even know

Who the sun shines for

And I don't believe

What I believe anymore

If you got to make it baby

Make it real

Get up off your knees

And tell me how you feel

Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed

Cover my eyes

This is gettin' surreal

Hollywood dance might flash me a grin

Laughin' gas don't cut it

When you're rotten within

Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed

Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal

Well it's hotdog logic

In a grapefruit time

Flutter your eyelids

And honey you'll be fine

Throw me your sins

And I'll keep 'em with mine

You got a head full of stone

And that's something divine

Get a little headrush

Swallow a fly

Cut off your memories

And hang them out to dry

It was a beautiful noise

When I was tumbling by

Well I was never here

That was never you or I

If you got to make it baby

Make it real

Get up off your knees

And tell me how you feel

Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed

Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal

Hollywood dance might flash me a grin

Laughin' gas don't cut it

When you're rotten within

Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed

Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal