Gamma Ray

Written by：T. Dogg

It's nine o'clock in the Chinese take away

And I blame the effect on the gamma ray

The gamma ray

Well losing out on mah jong

I set my watch to Hong Kong

I blame it all on the gamma ray

I hear the triad has crossed the tong

In Indianapolis

Home of the gamma ray

The deadly gamma ray

The deadly gamma ray

And there ain't no guest list tonight at the Memorial Hall

Cher got in

'Cause she's so thin

And even evil knievel tried to wheedle

No

The deadly gamma ray

The gamma ray

I blame it all on the gamma ray

Know why you know why the gamma ray

I hear there's entry only to those with green hair

In the next world's fair

Because of the gamma ray

Yeah I hear there's panic buying of shampoo

And those little pots of goo

You know why you know why all

Because of the gamma ray

When Alan Mc Ghee went to Dundee

He caused all the rock groups to flee

Yeah I read it in the N M E

It was the gamma ray

The chief brigadier's head began to swell

Firing off depleted uranium shells

He bombarded everything pretty well

Except for the gamma ray

Blow it all away

And then the gamma ray seemed to say

If you carry twelve margaritas on a tray

You cannot be touched in any way

By the benign yet malevolent

Mark two chrome

Gamma gamma gamma

Gamma gamma gamma gamma gamma ray

Gamma gamma gamma gamma

Mma mma mma mma ray

So

Let's go back to Indianapolis oh Indianapolis

Yeah Indianapolis Indianapolis

Let's go back to Indianapolis

Because

It's the home of the gamma ray

Sure I'm gettin' on a train right now

Outta

Here

Gamma ray