Funky Donkey

Put this on a zip disc send it to your lawyer

Tell him to file me under funky

Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmers

Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner

Sometimes I get paid thai as a starter

My other order pad see yew is much darker

Ad Horovitz I take a shvitz

I'm known for my glamour and my glitz check it

As I bust I really must encrust

This microphone rust with diamond fairy dust

I don't wear crocs and I don't wear sandals

The pump dont't work cause the vandals took the handle

Stop singing that song in the wrong key

What you looking at Funky Donkey

Funky Donkey

Funky Donkey

I go wooooo like a fire engine

Flashing lights to get your attention

So stop sweating me about the weather

Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater

Don't get me heated or y'all in trouble

Bass bins booming make the dancehall bubble

Letting loose all up in the honkey tonk

With the shoopa doopa doo bedonk

Well I was swimming in the water of the ocean

Like Dr Jekyll with the magic potion

We're brad new never ever the same

What's that what's that what's the name

Funky Donkey

Funky Donkey

Funky Donkey