Funk Dat

Question

Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street

Somebody wants to stop me

Just to give me a flyer

Come on man

Funk that

Get out of my way

Question

Why is it that every time I walk into the bank

The tellers look at me

Like I'm the one that robbed them last week

Come on man

Funk that

What're you looking at

Question

Why is it that every time I turn on the radio

I hear the same five songs

Fifteen times a day

For three months

Man funk that

Get a new dj

Question

Why is it that bums ask me for money

When I ain't got none

What is it an in thing or something

Let me remind this goon he ain't got no money huh

Man funk that

Get a job

You know

Every time I see my neighbor

She tells me to stay out of trouble

The other one looks at me

Like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out

Come on man

Funk that

What're you looking at

Seems like every time it never fails it never fails

I'm just chilling in my crib

Minding my own business

And somebody wants to call me just to talk about nothing

Funk that

Get a life

Question

Why is it that when I go out to a nightclub

Only the ugly chicks wanna step to me

I mean like I'm ugly or something huh

What you mean huh

Funk that

Get out of my face

Funk that