Friendship (Single Version)

If you're ever in a jam here I am

If you're ever in a mess S O S

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail

I'm your bail

It's friendship friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot

A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig

If you're ever down a well ring my bell

And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me

A-yes-sir-ee

If you ever lose your teeth

And you're out to dine borrow mine

It's friendship friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate

Gate

Ours will still be great

A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck

If they ever black your eyes

Put me wise

If they ever cook your goose

Turn me loose

And if they ever put a bullet

Through your brain I'll complain

It's friendship friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be it

A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep

If you ever lose your mind

I'll be kind

And if you ever lose your shirt

I'll be hurt

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half

I won't laugh

It's friendship friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick

A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof

Hep-hep-hep

A-chuck-chuck-chuck

A-dig-dig-dig

Good evening friend