Freestyle (Explicit)

I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ

I would be really *****in bad

THIS IS MOTHER*****IN EMINEM

Or just Eminem

Whatever you want to call me

And your listenin to the mother*****in easy listenin sounds or whatever

Clear your *****in ear wax out

This is mother*****in DJ Kay Slay

The Drama King and it goes a little somethin like this

Yo turn that click off alright

*beat to Eminem Obie Triceamp amp 50 Cent'squot Love Mequot starts*

Look

My music is soothin but it's also been proven

That it can put you in the mood to jump outta ya car while it's movin

You've been waitin on this moment my sermon

Is like a omen I'm servin I'm Erick Sermon

I saw the window was open and I jumped through it

My sht if you don't get pumped to it

I quit here's my rhyme book go head and thumb through it

And pick what you want from it rummage ya find somethin

You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin

I'm constantly coppin over you squatin sht is gotten

To the point where I'm ain't even writin no more I'm just jottin

This is chicken scratch

Sht is sickin I've been kickin a** off bulls**t throw away rhymes pick a batch

I live for the love of rap

You crazy I've made beats for Jay-Z for free

Page me you need a beat

You Canibus then it's Dre's beat

You Kay Slay the fee's waived

I stay beefin with JD to the day Dre two-ways me

That it's ok to stop blazin him

Oops I put it out I apologize now is too late G

It's on tape and the tape leaked

quot Say what you sayquot mother*****er

Drama King Kay Slay mother*****er

We dictate these mixtapes mother*****er

Xzibit blaze this little gay midget *****sucker