Fireproof

Am I fireproof or am I on fire?

The two appear to be the same

Mount St. Helens made a fuss for a while

And she covered us in shame

As we make up

The dams will break up

Tommy Knockers come a-knocking

The Wonder Dog who

Needs no rescue

Little Bobbie went a-walking

And he wagged his tail

Am I waterproof or am I in deep waters?

Sauvie Island on the run

Am I bulletproof or am I in a crossfire?

Kipland Kinkel has a gun

I feel lucky

In my Nike

Jumper Jordans on the ocean

The waves may break out

The freighters shake up

But the Lord

He has a notion

On the Oregon trail

That's right

Am I fireproof or am I on fire?

I don't really know