Eight Easy Steps

How to stay paralyzed

By fear of abandonment

How to defer to men

In solvable predicaments

How to control someone

To be a carbon copy of you

How to have that not work

And have them run away from you

How to keep people at arms length

And never get to close

How to mistrust the ones

Who supposedly love the most

How to pretend you're fine

And don't need help from anyone

How to feel worthless unless you're helping

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps

In the course of a lifetime you'll never forgot

I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps

I'll show you how leaderships looks

When taught by the best

How to hate women

When you're supposed to be a feminist

How to play all highest

When you're really a hypocrite

How to hate God

When you're a player and a spiritualist

How to sabotage your fantasies

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forgot

I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps

I'll show you how leaderships looks

When taught by the best

I've been doing research for years

I've been practicing my a** off

I've been waiting my whole life for this moment

I swear to you

Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forgot

I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps

I'll show you how leaderships looks

When taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else

How to keep smiling

When you're thinking of killing yourself

How to numb a la holic to avoid going within

How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forgot

I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps

I'll show you how leaderships looks

When taught by the best

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps

A course of a lifetime you'll never forgot

I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps

I'll show you how leaderships looks

When taught by the best