Ebay 'eck (Live)

Deidre were the name of my first wife

And she really were

The true love of my life

But she ran off

With me best mate Jim

And I really do miss him

'Cause we used go crown green

Bowling Tuesday night

Around the house

I still see Deidre's face

In the nick nacks that

She left around the place

And my hearts in disarray

So I'm flogging

Her stuff on e-bay

Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is really ace

And there's a starting bid of a quid

On the Bullseye teatowel

I got two bids in for

The Ronan Keating hat

And there's two hours to go

On the Fred Dibnah photo

Yes Ebay's great

For selling all your tat

Oh yes cocker the post it is free

On my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVD

I feel like auctioning me hats

But until then I'll start

By selling all her Right Said Fred CD's

Believe you me

I'm auctioning the lot

Please check out

All the feedback I have got

I'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour posters

And backstreet boys drink coasters

And a Bon Jovi mug

That changes colour

When it's hot hot hot

And there's a starting bid of a quid

On the Bullseye teatowel

I got two bids in

For the Ronan Keating hat

And there's two hours to go

On the Fred Dibnah photo

Yes Ebay's great for

Selling all your tat

I've sold the lot and

I feel empty inside

And my true emotions can no longer hide

But I'll tell thee summat for knowt

I've had a look in me PayPal account

There's two grand in there

I'm off to buy a Russian bride

Come on

And there's a starting bid of a quid

On the Bullseye teatowel

I got two bids in

For the Ronan Keating hat

And there's two hours to go

On the Fred Dibnah photo

Yes Ebay's great for

Selling all your tat