Drunk as ****

I know you can't understand my words

I bet you wish I had left

I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble

Because I'm drunk as s**t sorry that I pissed on your couch

Sometimes s**t gets out of control

The last thing that I remember

Was something kinda clever

Like calling you and asshole

Now do me a favor

And get the last one out of the freezer

The sun is up

Still drunk

Talking s**t don't give a f**k

Raid the fridge

Ate your food

Party like a total dude

People say I will regret it when I get my hangover

I'd regret it even more if spend the night sober

At war with earth

Nothing I fear

W**d speed metal liquor and beer

Drunk as s**t

Repeat with all your friends