Dogs

The first time we met you

Were a kennel maid

You gave me a tip

I got me forecast paid

You were holding a greyhound

In trap number one

Your white coat was shining

In the afternoon sun

Now we're both together

We're never gonna break apart

No no

'Cause we're a happy

Couple you and me

With a greyhound at either knee

I'll have ten shillings

To win on Camera Flash

Young man

What dog's that it's a deuce

Look at it

There was nothing in my life

Bigger than beer

There was nothing in my life

Bigger than beer

'Ceptin' you little darling

'Ceptin' you little darling

We're a happy couple you and me

With a greyhound at either knee

We go to the dog track

On Saturday night

We put all our money

On a dog that we like

A kiss and a cuddle

A hot meat pie

Two dollar tickets

And a starry sky

There was nothing in my life

Bigger than beer

There was nothing in my life

Bigger than beer

'Ceptin' you little darling

'Ceptin' you little darling

We're a happy couple you and me

With a baby on either knee

Yes it's you little darling

Yes it's you little darling

Now it's you little darling

Now it's you

Girl where's me wage packet

Oh yes here it is

Ah I'll put twenty-five knicker

Please on Gallop Printer

Oh I hope the wife don't find out

Yes it's sure to win isn't it

Yes I know it's a good dog

I saw it run at White City

Just last week

Broke the record

Yellow printer

Nice dog yes lovely form

Lovely buttocks