Does Everyone Stare

I change my clothes ten times

Before I take you on a date

I'm in a cold sweat I panic and it makes me late

I knew you never asked for this

I know

My shots will always misfire I know

My shots will always miss

Does everyone stare this way at you

I only look this way at you

I change my clothes ten times

Before I take you on a date

I get the heebie jeebies

And my panic makes me late

I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone

I let it ring twice before I chicken out

And decide you're not at home

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

I never noticed the size of my feet

Until I kicked you in the shins

Will you ever forgive me

For the shape I'm in

For the shape I'm in

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

I'm gonna write you a sonnet

But I don't know where to start

I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart

Last of all I'm sorry 'cos you never asked for this

I can see I'm not your type

And my shot will always miss

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do