Dentist!

When I was young

And just a bad little kid

My momma noticed

Funny things I did

Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun

I'd poison guppies

And when I was done

I'd find a p**sy-cat

And bash it's head

That's when my momma said

What did she say

She said my boy I think someday

You'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist

You have a talent

For causing things pain

Son be a dentist

People will pay

You to be inhumane

You're temperment's wrong

For the priesthood

And teaching would

Suit you still less

Son be a dentist

You'll be a success

"Here he is folks

The leader of the plaque "

"Watch him suck up that gas

Oh My God "

"He's a dentist and

He'll never ever be any good "

"Who wants their teeth done

By the Marqui DeSade "

"Oh that hurts Wait

I'm not numb "

"Eh Shut Up Open Wide

Here I Come "

I am your dentist

And I enjoy the career that I picked

I'm your dentist

And I get off on the pain I inflict

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

It's swell though then

Tell me I'm mal-adjusted

And though it may

Cause my patients distress

Somewhere Somewhere

In heaven above me

I know I know that

My momma's proud of me

"Oh Momma "

'Cause I'm a dentist

And a success

"Say ahh "

"Say AHhhh "

"Say AAARRRHHHH "

"Now Spit "