Dead

And if your heart stops beating

I'll be here wondering

Did you get what you deserve

The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven

I'll be here waiting babe

Did you get what you deserve

The end and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand

It ain't exactly what you planned

And wouldn't it be great if we were dead

Ohh dead

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish

You never fell in love

Did you get what you deserve

The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven

I'll be here waiting babe

Did you get what you deserve

The end and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand

To take a pistol by the hand

And wouldn't it be great if we were dead

（mexico）（hands together）

Found a complication in your heart

So long 'cause now you've got

（now you've got）

Maybe just two weeks to live

Is that the most the both of you can give

One two one two three four

La la la la la

Well come on

La la la la la

Oh motherf**ker

If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing

If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing

If life ain't just a joke

Then why are we laughing

If life ain't just a joke

Then why am i dead