Daniel Cowman (Explicit)

On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing

The world should have ended right then and there

At precisely four fifteen when he stopped existing

The world should have ended

How could it go on

How could it go on

How could it go on

Oh and I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

So now that we've got that straight

Doesn't mean that I can fly

Doesn't mean I that I can go do whatever I want

Now that we've got that clear

And you know that I'm not here

Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please

The premature ejaculation of his death

Something hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball hwk pfffff

And everything got hazy in the courtroom and then he stood up

And then he sat back down another two times in the row

And everything got real slow like a gunshot in the movies

And he remembered h****n boy walking in through the door

Bouncing off the walls and the floor

Taking off his belt taking off his pants

Filling up the bathtub

Getting ready to go in for a swim

Singing I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist I don't exist

I don't exist

And now that we've got that straight

Doesn't mean that I can fly

Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I want

Now that we've got that clear

And you know that I'm not here

Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please

And you start remembering and remembering and remembering

And remembering remembering

The h****n boy he walked through the door

And he was screaming

And I was like why's you screaming like it's the end of the world

And he was like 'well it is

And I was sitting in the corner with my pants down

I was sure that someone next door was blowing up balloons

And it was red and orange

And there was that swell lady at the bar just tryin to buy gin

And there was this other lady at the bar and she was tryin to sell gin

It worked out good for the boths of them

And h****n boy started taking off his belt

Started taking off his pants

Started taking off his shoes

Filling up the bathtub

Getting ready to go in for a swim

I says No

You're goin to drown

He says No

I can't drown

Simply because

Shhhhhhh

A man destined to hang

Can never drown

A man destined to hang

Can never drown

A man destined to hang

Can never ever drown

A man destined to drown

Can never burn

A man destined to drown

Can never burn

A man destined to drown

Can never ever burn

A man destined to fry

Can never ever ever

A man destined to fry

Can never ever ever

A man destined to fry

Can never ever ever die

In any other way but frying

Lucky that I'm dying

By hanging and not drowning

So now that we've got that straight

Can't I just be left alone

I want to take a f**king bath